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Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Brezsny says:

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): "I don't wake up and get out of bed
for less than $10,000 a day," says supermodel Linda
Evangelista. While it may be unwise for you to set your financial
goals quite so high, I don't think it's unreasonable for you to cop
*some* of Evangelista's feelings of entitlement. After all, cosmic
forces are currently conspiring to enhance your economic well-
being, and will continue to do so for a few months. There's no
reason you can't wake up on July 1 and declare, "I'm not getting
out of bed for less than $350 a day."

Hmmm.... ironic that that's the first day of my unemployment if things keep going the way they are right now. Guess that means I don't have to get up that day. Either that, or I get to start making $91,000 a year. That wouldn't suck.


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