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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Big Bucket of Caffeine

There's a little deli on campus. It's the one place on this entire campus that feels remotely like college. It's kinda funky, and it has wacky employees (like Buzz who will grill you a good turkey burger and tell you about his Harley, and Dottie, who will call you "Honey" or "Sweetie" in a good grandmotherly sort of way) and they sell refillable plastic drink buckets that you can refill for 50 cents anytime. I say bucket, because I think the thing is 46 ounces. Bucket. They also have a really nice mix on their soda machine. So, I just ran down the hill on my bike, and came back with a giant bucket of soda. Sip by sip, I'm boosting my power cells with caffeine. I know it's not a permanent fix, but barring a spare 8 hours to sleep, this will have to do.

Yes, that's right folks: Ammy's hooked on the sauce again. She still drinks decaf coffee with breakfast, but she's powering through the afternoon on vast quantities of caffeine. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


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