Ammy Doesn't Do Sun

Okay, so after 3 full days, I still have skin that matches my living room walls. Yes, my living room walls are red. Only now, parts of it are itching and other parts still hurt.

I like the outdoors, in the shade. I do not like direct sunlight. Rick and I were standing in the shower discussing how if we ever got married we'd have to at least have the reception indoors. I said, "No outdoor wedding. No outdoor reception. Unless of course you want to have Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust. Then he said, "Well, maybe under a nice shade tree." I said, "Ammy doesn't do sun!" He said, "Aw man, I was so setting you up for "And then a nice breeze comes along and once again we're Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust."" I totally blew my line.

Anyway, Buffy jokes aside, sunshine is very bad for me. No sir, I don't like it. Rachel posted a nifty photo of Cyrus and Athena on her blog though.