The Murtaugh List
Earlier this year, How I Met Your Mother did a funny episode where Ted has a list of stuff he's too old to do, named after the Danny Glover Lethal Weapon character. I now have something to add to my own personal Murtaugh List: I'm too old to stay up working til 1:30 a.m. to get up at 5:45 a.m. to drive to work. I nodded off in an afternoon meeting. No ceili for me tonight. I'm too dead to drive.